Saturday, February 20, 2010

SANTA JOKES




Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. 


"Was it my friend Banta", he demanded. 


"No !" his weeping wife replied. 


"Was it my friend Ramta then?" he asked. 


"No !!!" she said even more upset. 


"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked. 


"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" Jeeto snapped. 
****** 
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife Preeto decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. 


When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. 


"What seems to be the problem?" 


Immediately, Banta held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, Preeto began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage. 


After 10-15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. 


Afterwards, Preeto sat there - speechless. He looked over at Banta who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. 


The counselor spoke to Banta, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" 


Banta scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Wednesdays and Saturdays." 

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