Sunday, June 20, 2010
enjoy these jokes
1:10 AM | 
Posted by
Kanika Gupta
1. There are 70 ways to make a woman happy:
No.1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.
2. We had a girl to stay; her name was Virginia .
We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.
3. Father in Church: An hour's pleasure is not worth a lifetime of disgrace. Any questions?
Someone at the back yelled: Tell me Father, how do you make it last an hour?
4. Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity -
Don't screw the opportunity!
5. What is Fashion Designing?
Too many brains working on too little clothes, with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas.
6. What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument!
7. I'm not a Gynecologist,
But I wouldn't mind having a look!
8. What is Female Viagra
Jewellery !
9. An old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a sex maniac in my apartment.
Pick him up in the morning!
10. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to: Hang Till Death!
11. Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not your brother, my father never fucked your mom.
Girl: True, but my father did!
12. Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted.. .!
13. Every married man keeps wondering every evening:
Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....
Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at!
14. Sex & Shopping have one thing in common:
In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and.....
15. How do you define a virgin?
On the Verge but not in!
16. What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another damn woman trying to do a man's job!!
17. A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.
Next day a newspaper headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline.
It now reads: Team to play with Dicks out.
No.1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.
2. We had a girl to stay; her name was Virginia .
We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.
3. Father in Church: An hour's pleasure is not worth a lifetime of disgrace. Any questions?
Someone at the back yelled: Tell me Father, how do you make it last an hour?
4. Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity -
Don't screw the opportunity!
5. What is Fashion Designing?
Too many brains working on too little clothes, with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas.
6. What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument!
7. I'm not a Gynecologist,
But I wouldn't mind having a look!
8. What is Female Viagra
Jewellery !
9. An old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a sex maniac in my apartment.
Pick him up in the morning!
10. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to: Hang Till Death!
11. Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not your brother, my father never fucked your mom.
Girl: True, but my father did!
12. Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted.. .!
13. Every married man keeps wondering every evening:
Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....
Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at!
14. Sex & Shopping have one thing in common:
In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and.....
15. How do you define a virgin?
On the Verge but not in!
16. What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another damn woman trying to do a man's job!!
17. A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.
Next day a newspaper headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline.
It now reads: Team to play with Dicks out.
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